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"Not Quite Perfect" Infant's Blood
Each batch of regular Infant's Blood is lovingly decanted by hand and undergoes rigorous quality testing before ever seeing the inside of the SanguiSeal packaging. Sometimes, our quality checks reveal a batch of blood that's not quite up to our extremely stringent standards. After all, even the best of babies can have an off day!
This blood is still well above IBPC* requirements for nutrient content, consistency, and mineral level; but since only truly premium blood is graced by the Infants-Blood.info Premium Infant's Blood label, we offer this "Not Quite Perfect" blood to you at a 50% discount.
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* International Blood Purveyors Consortium. Founded in 1608, the IBPC remains the industry-standard regulatory organization for bloodproduct standardization. Infants-Blood.info is fully accredited by the IBPC.
Second Harvest© Virgin's Blood
Take advantage of our end-of-month special with fantastic buys on special Second Harvest© Virgin's Blood!
Still 100% virgin in origin, this blood is of slightly different composition and consistency than our regular Virgin's Blood. But that's not to say this secondary bounty doesn't offer fantastic value in its own right!
Great for bathing, pets, or perking up houseplants! Use it to wash your car and keep that engine running smoothly! Makes a great gift for the mailman! Use it to frost cupcakes for that next PTA meeting or bake sale!
If we're temporarily out of stock, check back next month – we're sure to get more in!
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» Customer Testimonials
Francine Vorpal of Carpathia writes:
Dear Infants-Blood.info,
I do a lot of entertaining at my estate high in the Carpathian Mountains. (It gets cold here in the winter, and there's nothing like a steaming Virgin's Blood bath to help warm up!)
Your "Not Quite Perfect" Infant's Blood is indeed perfect for filling the punch bowl at parties! I mix two parts "Not Quite Perfect" Infant's Blood with one part "Second Harvest©" Virgin's Blood, then add a splash of vodka, a bit of tonic-water, and garnish with celery sticks. The Infant's Blood forms a wonderfully smooth base, while the "Second Harvest©" Virgin's Blood adds character and helps set an informal, fun tone for the gathering!
My guests rave about my "Blood Bowl Special"!
Thanks,
Lady Francine Vorpal
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